I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You are the jesus of drinking
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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