So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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