I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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