Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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