it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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