Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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