well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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