can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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