I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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Goodbee
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize