i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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