do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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