A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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