who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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