Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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