Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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