You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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