like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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