this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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