That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
