Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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