You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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