I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
