Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She's the barista slut.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
