its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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