I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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