Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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