the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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