just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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