drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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