All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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