ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I touched a dick in church today
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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