idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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