Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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