i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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