Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Randomize
