The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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