hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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