My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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