don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize