Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Houston, we have a blender
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
