i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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