plz talk dirty to me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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