I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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