So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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