put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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