I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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