Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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