If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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