is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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