Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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