Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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