Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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