I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His nipple licking is glorious
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