I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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