i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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