dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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